Milking: an udderly bizarre student trend
First
came planking, swiftly followed by Batmanning and owling. Now students
are 'milking' – pouring milk over themselves in public places
Last week, many
students travelled to London to
protest against being milked by the government. Back on campus, other students were busy milking themselves. Almost literally.
Among the creme de la creme of British youth, an udderly bizarre trend has emerged:
milking. Undergraduates stand in public spaces, open a four-pint bottle of milk and pour its contents over their fully clothed bodies.
The
trend started in Newcastle, where students have been filmed milking
themselves in stations, shopping centres, hotels and roundabouts, and
there are reports of the craze in Edinburgh, Oxford, Nottingham and
Cirencester. Whey to go, students!
This is of course just the latest in a long line of pointless student crazes. The first was
planking, which saw the world's youngsters
lie face down in unlikely places and
post the evidence on Tumblr.
Then there was
Batmanning, which took planking to a whole new level. Or rather, a whole new angle: instead of lying face down,
they hung upside down.
Somewhere in this mix came
owling – for people more comfortable with squatting than lying. And then out of left field came the
cinnamon challenge, where teenagers tried to eat a tablespoon of the spice in 60 seconds, without the help of water. It's harder than it sounds.
Still,
it's probably more hygienic than milking. "The smell of sour milk is
present all over our house," one "milkman" told a tabloid.
